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                                  About Yesterday's Book Announcement... 
                          
                                  
                            April Fool, of course.
  I should add that the cats have repeatedly expressed their displeasure at the idea of sparkly kitty fur. Mea Culpa. I've had enough. Can I put the vacuum cleaner away, now? Please? ...
                           
                            
                        4/2/2010 11:45:22 AM 
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                                  I Have A New Book! 
                          
                                  
                            After last year's smash publishing sensation ran its course, I had no choice but to begin work on my next opus. Today I'm please to announce a book deal.
  I've written a literary mashup of Elizabeth Cleghorn Gaskell's classic. Here is the opening:
 In the first place, Catford is in possession of the Abyssinians; all the holders of the houses above a certain rent are felines. If a dog should come to settle in town, somehow the canine d ...
                           
                            
                        4/1/2010 10:53:29 AM 
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                                  Publishing Myths: Lies, I Tell You! 
                          
                                  
                            (Note: Stupid me, I hit the delete button and lost this entry. Here is is, reproduced. And if you want to see the "cover art," look here. And comments are here.)
 
  
                        Last
night I finally made it to the end of my novel. It's been a long road,
and I wish to thank everyone for their support. I put my heart and soul
into t...
                           
                            
                        4/1/2009 3:13:02 PM 
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                                  Yes, It Was All A Joke 
                          
                                  
                            No, I am not publishing a novel I wrote over the course of two weeks. 
  As for the cover, I had fun finding the elements and piecing them together. I kinda liked the idea of the guy literally shakin' his bacon. But then, I have a dirty little mind sometimes.
  Time to get back into the clean world and attack a project or two... ...
                           
                            
                        4/2/2009 8:59:45 AM 
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                                  We Have A Book Cover! 
                          
                                  
                            In my last entry, I talked about my new book.
  The cover is back from design. They forgot the author's name, though. ;-(
 
  
  Totally fake, but here's a REAL book cover! Shiny! ...
                           
                            
                        4/1/2009 3:36:54 PM 
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