Julie Barrett is a freelance writer and photographer based in Plano, TX.

Time to Come Clean

Fresh when it gets here from Julie Barrett
Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Since our president released his long form birth certificate today, I feel that it's time I leveled with my readers (both of you) on something.

I know this is going to come as a great shock, so brace yourself. 

I've been party to a massive cover-up.

The cover-up involves - dare I say it? - my thighs. Yes, my thighs are indeed massive, and covering them up requires a great amount of material. Some of it probably comes from China. The fabric, not the thighs. They're 100% American, and I have a certificate of live birth to prove it.

Thank you for letting me get that off my chest, which is, by the way, congested. Yes, ongested. What did you think I was going to say? 

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