Fresh when it gets here from
Julie Barrett
Monday, December 1, 2025

We begin this year's festivities with two layers of festive green and one of sorta red. The bottom layer was scraped from the inside of the lawn mulcher, while the middle is shredded Easter grass. The top layer is confetti, glazed with uranium oxide. The garnish started as wilted holly - that is, until the cat found it.
This dish is sure to make a statement on any holiday table.