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Feel Like A Million

Feel Like A Million

This ditty dates to 1928, the year before everything collapsed. Lest you think we're going on about social issues, please take to heart the lyrics, which exhort that "Money doesn't mean a thing, if your health is on the wing."

But turn the music over, and surprise!


Don't Envy Those Who Do!

The thing that makes you feel like a million is a laxative! This is a ten verse jingle, and ode to good health and digestion, which may be all you have once the stock mariet crashes in another year.