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Still alive   

 

I´ve been up to my neck in a couple of projects these days. Hey, a paycheck is a nice thing! ;-)

We´ve had a short respite from the heat here in Texas, and I must say it was nice to actually breathe without the aid of further medication. (One day I´ll write about the air around here.)

6/28/2003 8:55:09 AM


 

Attention, Telemarketers!   

 

When you call, don´t treat me as though I´m your best friend. I´m not. And don´t try to tell me that you´ve already talked to me to confirm that a salesman will call. You haven´t. Go away.

6/12/2003 1:11:59 PM


 

I really CAN spell...   

 

That´s what I get for blogging from a phone while standing in harsh sunlight. Couldn´t see the screen well...

5/23/2003 1:21:39 PM


 

School´r out   

 

Lart time I haue tn pick the kid up from this place.

5/23/2003 11:09:00 AM


 

School´s out   

 

Last time I have to pick the kid up from this place.

5/23/2003 11:09:00 AM


 

Pigs can fly!   

 

But only if they go first class.

5/22/2003 9:44:22 AM


 

Was not a joke!   

 

I wish Microsoft would make up their minds.

5/15/2003 7:04:09 AM

 

Did they think they were lemmings?   

 

Moo.

5/15/2003 7:02:23 AM


 

Another gag?   

 

Well, I sure fell for it.

5/13/2003 6:41:18 AM


 

Grr.   

 

Rant time. I just spent 10 minutes sitting in the carpool lane at the school because some parents thought the red "FIRE LANE" designation actually meant "PARKING LOT." Why is it that some parents lose all common sense when it comes time to pick up and drop their kids at school? I can´t tell you the number of times I´ve waited behind some parent who has to let the kid off right in front of the door, then watch as their precious child slowly vanishes down the hall. Folks, if you´re that paranoid over making sure your kids gets into the classroom, park and escort your child yourself.

5/12/2003 2:42:12 PM


 

Meant to mention this yesterday   

 

Salam Pax is blogging again. If you haven´t read his dispatches from Baghdad, take a look. They make for interesting reading.

5/9/2003 7:19:10 AM


 

The end of a tradition?   

 

Britain is considering doing away with the barrister´s wig.

5/9/2003 7:18:18 AM


 

It´s not Shakespeare   

 

Nor is it an infinite number of monkeys.

5/9/2003 3:03:24 AM


 

Catching up   

 

Well, the show went great, and we got a fairly decent review. I´m bushed. It always takes me a few days to recover from these things.

Just got back from the middle school choir concert. Chris had a solo, and did pretty good. He did "Faith of the Heart." (Yeah, the song they use as the theme for "Enterprise.") I felt sorry for one young lady. They got her started in the wrong key, and had to start her song all over again. She was terribly embarrassed, but I tell you, she did a great job, and didn´t let her nerves take over until after it was all over. Great job!

5/8/2003 7:26:19 PM


 

If you´re in the Dallas area...   

 

Check out the Third Coast Live-Radio Theater show at the Pocket Sandwich Theater.

5/5/2003 12:10:00 PM


 

Meow   

 

They´ll patent anything, won´t they?

(Found that through Dave Barry´s Blog, which I recommend.)

5/5/2003 11:55:35 AM


 

Tired of reading the newspaper on the john?   

 

Now you can get your potty with broadband.

5/2/2003 1:30:24 PM


 

I´m a celebrity, get me out of jail?   

 

May be, if a TV production company has its way.

4/24/2003 10:59:57 AM


 

I am at once proud and scared   

 

Chris made it back on the A/B honor roll. Much rejoicing.

Then, on the way home he proceeded to do a dead-on impression of Regis Philbin on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?. Be afraid.

4/21/2003 2:33:36 PM


 

Bunnies behaving badly   

 

Who knew they needed a pet behavior counselor?

4/21/2003 12:49:53 PM


 

Ch-ch-ch-changes   

 

Nothing much, but I´ve fixed the formatting and added a link to the timestamp which brings up only the entry in question. Great for linking...

What, you ask? You´re not using commercial software? In my ever-continuing quest to learn more about Active Server Pages, I decided it would be in my best interest to try and write my own blogging tools.

4/18/2003 3:03:54 PM


 

I need a new hobby   

 

And maybe this is it.

4/18/2003 12:33:39 PM


 

Is the end near?   

 

Well, if you´re at Madame Tussaud´s, it´s squeezable..

4/17/2003 9:23:52 AM


 

I was gonna stay away from the war...   

 

...but I couldn´t resist this one. Someone has set up a site called We Love the Iraqi Information Minister. The site is busy, but also reachable at http://64.39.15.171.

4/11/2003 8:48:15 AM


 

Strange goings-on   

 

What are they drinking in Ecuador?

They´re hunting vampires in Chile.

4/4/2003 10:48:04 AM


 

And this is the one that didn´t get away   

 

A fishing boat has hauled in a giant squid.

4/3/2003 6:44:24 AM

 

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